Smooth the Descent

Alabama. 21. Feminist. Queer.

ellierose101:

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hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

(Source: hashtaglmao, via 3-2-1-lesbian)

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oh how much i love that this is the first result of “Nash Grier” on urban dictionary

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(Source: twinking, via baetron)

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crossfit-for-the-apocalypse:

mcl0vinit:

I hate when people ask you “do you drink?”

like of course i drink, i have water like every day and when i wanna loosen up a lil bit ill have a juice box

I lost it at juice box 

(Source: unfriender)

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eradicatedelicacy:

Shakira, Shakira.
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englishproblems:

An english major in math class

In honor of September 1st, the start of the next term at Hogwarts
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autumndreamswithpumpkinspice:

Goodbye shorts; Hello sweaters

Goodbye iced coffee; Hello Pumpkin Spice Lattes

Goodbye swimming; Hello crisp morning walks

Goodbye camping; Hello fireplaces

Goodbye sunflowers; Hello crunchy leaves

Goodbye flip flops; Hello boots

Goodbye August; Hello September

Goodbye Summer; Hello Autumn

(via bunnyeatssallad)

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sexbangs:

august 31st, 11:59pm

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september 1st, 12:00am

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(via virginiawasteland)

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Anonymous asked: Move to Chicago, you perfect girl, you.

Well aren’t you sweet!! 😘 Chicago, huh? I have been looking into out-of-state grad programs there, so you might just get your wish, lovely! Come off anon and you can help me find a good program. 🙌

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mdmateam:

This feel…
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